tender hooligan

---Hello and stuff I'm Morgan---
Queer non Identifying human
The blog is a mish mash of allot of stuff but cats are almost always bound to show up and that's all I can guarantee
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oak23:

me bidding on an ebay item more like i licked the last cookie and dare anyone else trying to take it


dollsahoy:

Hit a few Goodwills yesterday (Belated Birthday trip, with retrogradeworks ) returned with this stuff (plus a grrrreeeeeennnnn pencil box for The Child, who must have a pencil box for kindergarten, and he decreed it—along with everything else acquired for school, when at all possible—must be green, and then I managed to actually find a pristine green pencil box.  So.) 

I’ve kinda wanted a carpet bag sorta purse for a while, and this one—with its very-vintage heavy brass zippers and copious pockets and weirdly-still-supple vinyl and $3.99 price tag—was irresistible.  Now, I need to attempt using a non-cross-body bag again (I’ve worn cross-body purses for…um…decades…because I like the convenience of slingin’ on a purse then not worrying about it.)  The basket-style purse is also pretty obviously vintage, but does have a few broken bits, buuuut, for 49¢ (it was color-of-the-week), it can be strategically decorated.

Oh, hey, another pair of vaaaaaaguely witchy boots.  Lookit that.  And they’re Børn brand, which means they’re allllssssoooo comfort shoes.  And I added arch support inserts.  That’s pretty much the only way I can wear heels even this high…

Darth Vader ink pen in original tin.  Wouldn’t you have?

And then we thought we were finished in one of the stores, making our way to the register, when Elly spotted a bin of plastic-wrapped cloth pieces, which we settled onto the floor and dug through for a while.  Then she spotted another tub of plastic-wrapped cloth pieces…

45 minutes ago on July/24/2014 at 07:32am with 39,942 notesReblog
dollsahoy:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.


#eep#i didn’t know this either#weird al#language

That’s one of those differences in US versus UK English.

dollsahoy:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

dollsahoy:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

(This would go well with my “cheap sci fi stuff is shot in and around Vancouver because that’s were the actual aliens secretly are” show idea from a dream I had…)

7 hours ago on July/24/2014 at 12:49am with 4 notesReblog
dollsahoy:

mythosidhe:

Single Tree Grows 40 Kinds Of Fruit 
No, this isn’t some kind of magical cornucopia tree born through the wonders of genetic science.  Just good old-fashioned grafting, taken to an extreme degree.  Nevertheless the results are beautiful :)

That horribly photoedited picture is all kinds of hilarious, though.  (At least the article to which you linked understands what grafting is—the first article I read about this presented grafting as some Really Weird Thing.  And consistently spelled it ‘graphting.’)  The trees are five years old, so they really look like this.

dollsahoy:

mythosidhe:

Single Tree Grows 40 Kinds Of Fruit 

No, this isn’t some kind of magical cornucopia tree born through the wonders of genetic science.  Just good old-fashioned grafting, taken to an extreme degree.  Nevertheless the results are beautiful :)

That horribly photoedited picture is all kinds of hilarious, though.  (At least the article to which you linked understands what grafting is—the first article I read about this presented grafting as some Really Weird Thing.  And consistently spelled it ‘graphting.’)  The trees are five years old, so they really look like this.

7 hours ago on July/24/2014 at 12:48am with 698 notesReblog
dollsahoy:

thepurpleglass:

confectionerybliss:

Flat S’mores Tart | La Pêche Fraîche

Aaaaw they look like little mushrooms!

…I’m not saying this is what I will absolutely make the next time retrogradeworks comes over…but…it’s a possibility… (I really need to make the buttersugarsaltineschocolate things when she comes over sometime, too.)

dollsahoy:

thepurpleglass:

confectionerybliss:

Flat S’mores Tart | La Pêche Fraîche

Aaaaw they look like little mushrooms!

…I’m not saying this is what I will absolutely make the next time retrogradeworks comes over…but…it’s a possibility… (I really need to make the buttersugarsaltineschocolate things when she comes over sometime, too.)


retrogradeworks:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <3


fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)


girlsbydaylight:

I go with the theory that Luna rigged those games to drop out the pens, that that’s why they’re magical items and why it perfectly matches their colors.  I’m pretty sure that A LOT of the game arcade stuff was rigged by Luna.  IF THEY CAN PUT A BASE UNDER THE CROWN ARCADE, THEY CAN RIG A GAME’S PRIZES.

And I love that Usagi’s only jealous when Ami gets a pretty pen as a prize, that she wants one, too.  It’s adorable and I’m so glad they kept her beating on the machine until it gave her one!

But the thing I love most of all.  The thing I love most in the world.

Is that Luna put that second pen in there.  You know why?  Not because Usagi was good enough to get the pen herself, because Luna knows she stinks at the game.  But because Luna knew that Ami was a genius and good with computers/hand-eye coordinated skills, and she knew that Ami would get her blue pen and then KNEW THAT USAGI WOULD THROW A TANTRUM TO GET ONE, TOO.

SO SHE PUT A PEN IN THERE FOR USAGI, TOO.

Fucking bless that talking cat, her life is so fucking hard sometimes, I bet.

cobrall:

please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!

stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make


japhers:

tonight’s tale: the Legend of the Swan Maiden and How He Got to See a Movie for Free

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

image

godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

7 hours ago on July/24/2014 at 12:30am with 214 notesReblog
fakegaysluttyantics:

verylittlebird:

another slow day in the Vice offices

i like to think the end of that headline that got cut off is “at gunpoint because we ran out of coke and it gets so fucking boring here”

fakegaysluttyantics:

verylittlebird:

another slow day in the Vice offices

i like to think the end of that headline that got cut off is “at gunpoint because we ran out of coke and it gets so fucking boring here”